Darling, you'll be okay

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teamrocketing:

*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain

13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.

13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #I love how cali and Florida are death #I live in death 

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
- A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)
13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

13 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE